The J.A.W.S society

JAWS stands for the Journeying and Writing Society. The ruling body of JAWS is a dictatorship, run by the friendly dictator, Jordan Wagner. We value control highly in this society. In the year 2010, we broke away from the United States and journeyed into the Pacific ocean, whereupon we found an island to start anew. Our society breaks away from the hardships of regular technology, including cyber bullying, over-dependence on cell phones and Iphones, and unhealthy lifestyles due to too much time spent inside on game systems. We monitor everyone's lifestyles on the island to make sure they are healthy and happy with their technology uses. Kathryn Palmer, the head of history division, is in charge of watching the history of all activity on our internet servers and making sure there are no mishappenings. Tara Schnepp, our athletic director, sets the regular amount of time for kids and teens to get outside and play every day. Katy Williamson, the head of entertainment, makes sure all videos, games and anything else related to entertainment is clean. There has never been a suicide or murder in the JAWS society.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Blog Entry #2: Tracking Device Day!

Attention all happy and content residents of J.A.W.S. utopian society: today, we are issuing a tracking device to every resident. At first, you might think this idea to be very intrusive, and while it is, it is all for the purpose of your own good. The tracking device allows the dictator to keep track of each and every citizen's whereabouts. The reasoning behind this is for Dictator J.Wagner to be able to service everyone's needs and improve any situations that are lacking within the society. Humans do not always admit what ails them, and so through the use of the tracking device, which is implanted in every person's arm, our central intelligence can determine which activities, such as leisure, are done most, and which activities, perhaps education, are exercised more sparingly. The tracking device alerts us whenever a person goes anywhere at anytime, so if someone gets lost we can find them, and this will be especially helpful if any youngsters run of and their loving parents can't locate them. Not only does the device track location, it also alerts us of which activities people are doing, and if they are doing something not on the schedule, then this can be corrected. For school aged children and young adults, if they are not doing their daily educational lesson at the right time, our intelligence system will be alerted and this can be corrected. This works the same with work for adults. The use of the tracking device and subsequent control of all activities allows for greater efficiency within the community. Entertainment ad leisure can also be tracked on this device; if a person exceeds the limit of indoor activity such as video games or t.v. watching, those technologies are automatically turned off and the person must go outside to enjoy physical activity, which helps their health. The tracking device is not meant to make you feel like a prisoner, but instead it is meant to help better serve the community and keep everyone on track for life free of the dangers of digital technology!

posted by: Kathryn Palmer
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