6:30 a.m.: Loud speaker sounds and all personal computers are alerted to awake; dictator Jordan Wagner wakes all citizens of J.A.W.S. in a calm, soothing voice
7:00 a.m.: All citizens report to their designated cafeterias and enjoy a nutritious breakfast of coffee and bran cereal; socializing occurs
7:30 a.m.: All dishes are neatly placed into industrial dishwasher; clean dishes for all!
8:00 a.m.: Head of councils (J. Wagner and his cabinet) convene in a daily webcam meeting to discuss the state of affairs in J.A.W.S.
8:30 a.m.: All new and visiting members report to the "New Members Building" to begin the mandatory course on digital literacy and digital etiquette; all existing members go to their respected jobs and school-aged children begin their educational lesson for the day
9:00 a.m.: Adults remain at their specified jobs, ranging from digital security to nursing; students learn a valuable lesson about digital commerce
9:30 a.m.: Nancy the nurse stitches the violent gash of a construction worker who fell in the process of building the world's largest 3-D television
10:00 a.m.: Students learn another valuable lesson about digital law
10:30 a.m.: Jon closely monitors the security systems, insuring that J.A.W.S.'s flawless record of no identify theft is maintained
11:00 a.m.: Drill sergeant trains the the J.A.W.S. Military with exercises to prepare for the upcoming battle
11:30 a.m.: Jordan's voice comes on the speaker system and everyone's personal computers announcing that lunch will be served in the next half hour; students are finishing up their art class
12:00 p.m.: Jobs and schools break for an hour-long lunch in their designated cafeterias; little 4-year-old Franky wanders off but is quickly found using the advanced radar tracking devices
12:30 p.m.: Lunch consists of green beans, grilled chicken, apple sauce, and strawberry shortcake for dessert
1:00 p.m.: Farmers continue to plant seeds for upcoming meals; all food is grown and prepared locally; adults resume their jobs and students return to school
1:30 p.m.: Jane uses her cell-phone in a designated cell-phone area at work
2:00 p.m.: Students go to recess; all adult workers are also required to leisure outside at this time
2:30 p.m.: Students still in recess getting necessary physical activity; they play a game of kickball; adults go back to their jobs
3:00 p.m.: Students return to the classroom and learn a lesson about the society's history; Scott, the plumber, encounters a raunchy situation while fixing the dictator's toilet
3:30 p.m.: Kids are let out of school and go to an after-school-care park, where there is no threat to their safety because there has been no kidnapping or violence ever reported
4:00 p.m.: Jordan Wagner personally trains the great white military sharks to be able to attack on command
4:30 p.m.: Children are expected to maintain physical activity at their after-school centers during this time; Adults finish up the day's work with a power point presentation of daily accomplishments so that no one is slacking in the workplace
5:00 p.m.: Adults get out of work and pick up their children from after-school care
5:30 p.m.: Adults watch daily news on their individual hand-held digital televisions while children enjoy free time with the family
6:00 p.m.: All citizens eat dinner at this time; they do not have to report to designated cafeterias but are encouraged to dine with their loved ones; they eat prime rib, wild rice, and assorted vegetables
6:30 p.m.: Eating dinner
7:00 p.m.: Ice Cream Social provided by Ben & Jerry's, where families and neighbors enjoy each other's company while eating delicious ice cream (today is chocolate!) and conversing about the day
7:30 p.m.: All citizens are required to read some type of educational or enriching literature on their custom-made electronic touch-screen reading devices for 30 minutes
8:00 p.m.: Dictator Jordan Wager reads "The Little Engine That Could" over the loud-speaker to help the children go to bed
8:30 p.m.: Adults enjoy quiet time away from the children and make plans for the day to come
9:00 p.m.: Jordan Wagner comes on the speaker for the last time, informing the adults it is time to go to bed
9:30 p.m.: Adults fall asleep, having accomplished yet another successful day in J.A.W.S.!
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