The J.A.W.S society

JAWS stands for the Journeying and Writing Society. The ruling body of JAWS is a dictatorship, run by the friendly dictator, Jordan Wagner. We value control highly in this society. In the year 2010, we broke away from the United States and journeyed into the Pacific ocean, whereupon we found an island to start anew. Our society breaks away from the hardships of regular technology, including cyber bullying, over-dependence on cell phones and Iphones, and unhealthy lifestyles due to too much time spent inside on game systems. We monitor everyone's lifestyles on the island to make sure they are healthy and happy with their technology uses. Kathryn Palmer, the head of history division, is in charge of watching the history of all activity on our internet servers and making sure there are no mishappenings. Tara Schnepp, our athletic director, sets the regular amount of time for kids and teens to get outside and play every day. Katy Williamson, the head of entertainment, makes sure all videos, games and anything else related to entertainment is clean. There has never been a suicide or murder in the JAWS society.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Post #2

It is currently 11:32, November 24th. My troops are rallying around the Island to their battle positions. We have issued a worldwide statement that we will not standby idly while our head of military has been assassinated. France issued a statement following ours, simply saying, "Ha ha, we laugh at the feeble efforts of the J.A.W.S society."

They won't be laughing for long. We have a fleet of 200 fighter jets on standby right now. Our Black Ops team has already been sent to Paris to extract and eliminate the Prime Minister and his cabinet and security. We will not involve innocent lives in this fight. Our fighter jets will not be deployed until we have a confirmation of the french military moving in our position.
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